Total Medals Earned: 286 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,440 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (350/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (80/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 8/27 (90/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 7/24 (55/180 points)
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!